cryothemes

goflowolfog:

jaubaius:

The lady was a zoo keeper for this(pallas) cat when she was a baby. That’s why she recognized her face.

full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j51MCpL4vk

who tf let a baby become a zookeeper

Mar 31 127174 RB
cats

thestateonmtv:

I think we all just need to find someone who doesn’t think our nose is ugly

Dec 31 116209 RB

shirleyjacksons:

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

Feb 13 196199 RB
about me

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone else

image
Jan 31 202415 RB
  • Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
  • Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
Jan 7 775735 RB

sixpenceee:

BBCs Dracula billboard is 1000 IQ advertising                           

Source

Jan 7 4923 RB

higgzorz:

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

Jan 1 169691 RB

sea-salted-wolverine:

When I say I literally screamed I don’t mean like internet screamed

Dec 29 103078 RB

prasejeebus:

Me after I’ve realized things in the year of realizing stuff

image
Dec 22 144952 RB

jodiefoster:

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

Dec 20 279606 RB

maxiesatanofficial:

batbitequeen:

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

image

so hes alright for now

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

Dec 9 182014 RB
Dec 8 57270 RB

justbadpuns:

It is December so lets get festive

Dec 7 79091 RB

bishhwheree:

yoterribee:

🙊

image
Oct 14 13308 RB

mysticmoonhigh:

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

Jun 24 229044 RB